You're CheaPodcast hosts are celebrating the 10th and 11th Stated in the Union to legalize gay marriage!, We're standing behind our homosexual sistren and brethren and bringing you some of the most juvenile reactions to sexual knowledge, health and representation they could find. Listen to articles about how Rush Limbaugh's really feeling about lesbians, toys that no girl should ever use, the penis slap heard round the world, the best catholic way to teach about naughty bits and sea cucumber eating habits. It's the CheaPodcast that points and laughs and then goes home to question how that made it feel on the inside. 121 down, 4 to go!
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So much madness, so much confusion, so many reactions. The events of this week are not lost on James and Darryl, and your CheaPodcast hosts are skewering the outpouring of emotion and bringing you reactions of all types in your weird news. Listen to stories about lawmakers falling down, 30-year-old mom theft, the deprived anger only a girlfriend could know, a chemical reaction with some kick and one buttload of oversharing. It's the CheaPodcast that talks before it thinks, and is really sorry.
The 24-hour news cycle can get sickening sometimes. People on news channels are forced to make mountain out of molehills and frequently choose the wrong hills and ignore the more important mountains. Your CheaPodcast hosts understand that, being at the helm of their own news empire, and want to let their listeners know that they take their charge seriously. This episode of CheaPodcast is dedicated to the real victims and they are going to get their due. Listen to articles about library patrons, peirogi connoisseurs, GOP senators, cardinals and Iranian presidents that have all been wronged. It's the CheaPodcast that had a great future until a stupid mistake ruined it (and probably left a string of real victims in it's wake, but we'll wait for this to get some attention before we bring that up...sweeps week is coming).
There's serious beef in the news, and your CheaPodcast hosts aren't shying away from it. Listen to James Hesky and Darryl Charles chat it up about the latest improv vs. stand-up/1% vs. 99%/producers vs. performers debate and then bring you disputes in todays weird news. Hear articles about lying politicians, illegal names, illegal name changes, death star level titties and catholic church lawyers. It's the CheaPodcast that has a bone to pick with you, so you better listen!
Weapons, weapons and more weapons. We're at a point of horrible violence affecting our nation and world. Our own country is mulling revolutionary gun legislation. This is a very serious time. A perfect time for your CheaPodcast hosts to invite Chris Cotton and Dave Temple to the bunker to discuss weapons of all types. It's not just automatic weapons that hurt people, plenty other things can hurt, and we're making fun of em all. Hear about an egging that was sure to hurt feelings, an inconsiderate prick who really went out of his way to hurt someone, the pain pepper spray can cause, good old fashioned poison and pure fright. It's the CheaPodcast that Joe Biden has been working on. 4 more years!
Your CheaPodcast Hosts are back with an episode about people who won't apologize. Listen to them chit chat about a bunch of people who all have their own way of not showing any remorse. Yup. That's it. What more of an intro? We're not giving it, and we're not gonna say that word that people say when they want forgiveness for a thing, cuz we don't wanna. Also, it's funny.
So a 25-year old bus passenger got mollywhopped in Cleveland here...so you know James and Darryl had to have something to say about it. Listen to the CheaPodcast duo as they watch the video, laugh and ridicule, and then bring you the news about other abuses of power. Hear about a Tea Party Congressman, a hate group, a student, a teacher and a mom going the extra mile to abuse those under their thumb. It's the CheaPodcast that wants to control your reproductive rights because they know the president of the company and have more tenure than you do. Enjoy it because we say so!
Parenting! Moms, dads, restraining orders, sword fights, car dragging, adult adoptions. It's a crazy world out there for those who choose to breed. Your CheaPodcast hosts James Hesky and Darryl Charles are doing their best to help you navigate this pregnant topic with stories covering the gambit of raising that gleam in your eye from sticky substance to matured adult. They even brought in stand-up comedians Ted Alexandro and Joe Mande to help you. Now isn't that thoughtful? We expect weekly phone calls to express your gratitude, and calling your grandparents every once in a while wouldn't hurt either.
Is living well really the best revenge? What about cutting off your boyfriend's junk and then putting it down the garbage disposal? Luke Cunningham from Birdtext ("Real Househusbands of Philadelphia") comes by to help Darryl and James figure out the best way to get back at people who have harmed them. Stick around to find out why flying a plane into someone's house is not the best way to get back at them, and what drink best masks the taste of antifreeze.