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Episode 123 — I Put In My 63 Episode Notice

cheapodcast — Wed, 22 May 2013 15:41:38 +0000

Episode 122–We Keep Talking

cheapodcast — Fri, 17 May 2013 04:16:24 +0000

With only three episodes left, James and Darryl start thinking about regrets. Not their own (Because self reflection is a little difficult right now), but everyone else’s regrets. For instance, we learn why the song “Life is a Highway” doesn’t have a verse about a guy with a soccer ball, why you should be careful with what you have your students stomp on (Not what you’re thinking), and why the guy playing the home game always gets first choice of positions.

Episode 121 - I call him AAH

cheapodcast — Thu, 09 May 2013 13:25:47 +0000

You’re CheaPodcast hosts are celebrating the 10th and 11th Stated in the Union to legalize gay marriage!, We’re standing behind our homosexual sistren and brethren and bringing you some of the most juvenile reactions to sexual knowledge, health and representation they could find. Listen to articles about how Rush Limbaugh’s really feeling about lesbians, toys that no girl should ever use, the penis slap heard round the world, the best catholic way to teach about naughty bits and sea cucumber eating habits. It’s the CheaPodcast that points and laughs and then goes home to question how that made it feel on the inside. 121 down, 4 to go!

Episode 120 - Funniest Guy In The Room

cheapodcast — Wed, 01 May 2013 05:00:16 +0000

Your CheaPodcast are back and are making a bold statement. Listen to an episode all about statements, including the best way to get a refund, the worst way to call a customer, super discharge, axe body spray and a statement that only a Catholic School can make. It’s the CheaPodcast that wants to be heard

Episode 119 - You’re Out of Toilet Paper

cheapodcast — Tue, 23 Apr 2013 04:17:20 +0000

With all the national tragedies from last week, we figured we might as well talk about a more personal type: Pooping your pants. So we figured we would bring in esteemed trouser-soiling expert and hilarious comedian Tim Butterly (The Monthly Hour) to discuss some stories that would make you lose control like why you shouldn’t try everything you see in a porn, what are some inappropriate forms of disciplining your child, and the guy who seems to be getting stalked by explosions. So grab some TP and listen in to this week’s CheaPodcast.

Episode 118 - Kerfuffle

cheapodcast — Wed, 17 Apr 2013 05:00:27 +0000

So much madness, so much confusion, so many reactions. The events of this week are not lost on James and Darryl, and your CheaPodcast hosts are skewering the outpouring of emotion and bringing you reactions of all types in your weird news. Listen to stories about lawmakers falling down, 30-year-old mom theft, the deprived anger only a girlfriend could know, a chemical reaction with some kick and one buttload of oversharing. It’s the CheaPodcast that talks before it thinks, and is really sorry.

Episode 117–I Can’t Believe They’re Dressing That Sea Lion Up Like Hitler

cheapodcast — Fri, 12 Apr 2013 23:00:13 +0000

The quizmaster himself, Johnny Goodtimes, sits down with James while Darryl is off in some strange land (Pittsburgh). Together James and Johnny figure out some random facts about a masturbation contest in China, how to tell the difference between a poodle and a ferret on steroids, and when it’s appropriate for a woman to announce that she has an STD. So if you know the answers, please don’t shout them out and no using Google during the podcast. Pencils ready? Begin!

Episode 116 - Dick’s and Fart Jokes

cheapodcast — Wed, 03 Apr 2013 05:00:46 +0000

Baseball Season has begun! That’s why this epidose of CheaPodcast is all about sports in your weird news. Well, either that or Dodgeball was on TV while they were taping. Either way, this episode has Darryl and James tackling Tim Tebow and Dick’s Sporting Goods, the Peyton Manning gang, the worlds oldest high school athlete, asparagus water, and some roaches to boot. It’s the CheaPodcast that breeds horrible, strong, large people that shower in the tears of their parents broken and lost dreams allowing them to do whatever they want and become cops if they don’t fit into that upper echelon. Who’s bitter? Not us!

Episode 115 - Or You’ll Die!

cheapodcast — Wed, 27 Mar 2013 06:18:48 +0000

Your CheaPodcast hosts, James Hesky and Darryl Charles, had a spirited afternoon with friends visiting the prohibition exhibit at the Constitution Center in Philadelphia this weekend. The experience, and the DT’s that followed, have influenced their way into an episode dedicated entirely to the velvety liquid! Listen as your hosts give their reflections of the day and bring you all the news about liquor that is fit to type! Find out about 10 relatively unproved methods to cure a hangover, beer for dogs, that last thing a drunk man should do with a pussy(cat) and the home brew that will never be forgotten in Libya. It’s the CheaPodcast that tastes great, is less filling, and can also be a gateway to loss of family and friends. Enjoy!

Episode 114 - This Episode Is Brought To You By

cheapodcast — Wed, 20 Mar 2013 09:12:17 +0000

The 24-hour news cycle can get sickening sometimes. People on news channels are forced to make mountain out of molehills and frequently choose the wrong hills and ignore the more important mountains. Your CheaPodcast hosts understand that, being at the helm of their own news empire, and want to let their listeners know that they take their charge seriously. This episode of CheaPodcast is dedicated to the real victims and they are going to get their due. Listen to articles about library patrons, peirogi connoisseurs, GOP senators, cardinals and Iranian presidents that have all been wronged. It’s the CheaPodcast that had a great future until a stupid mistake ruined it (and probably left a string of real victims in it’s wake, but we’ll wait for this to get some attention before we bring that up…sweeps week is coming).

Episode 113 - I’m Now A Spite Billionaire with John Oliver and Erin Jackson

cheapodcast — Wed, 13 Mar 2013 05:00:40 +0000

In life you can’t always win. Sometimes you just hope you don’t always lose. This weeks episode is all about folks addressing money loss and your CheaPodcast hosts are going for broke! Listen to Darryl and James chat it up about all the losers in today’s news, including a chat with special guest Erin Jackson about a triumphant way to deal with loss as a landlord, (returning!) special guest John Oliver talking about a spectacular way to lose $70 million, the quickest way to lose a half ton of meth, some t-shirts no one will mind losing, and a way to live on in court after losing your life and $300 at a strip club. It’s the CheaPodcast that needs your bank account to free up some money we’re owed in our kingdom. Seriously, just give us your social security and bank account numbers, we’re good for it.

Episode 112 - I Support Subterfuge

cheapodcast — Fri, 08 Mar 2013 04:29:44 +0000

The CheaPodcast boys are back and they’re taking you deep inside the world of comedy. Well, not really. They’re just running a recorder in the green room at Helium Comedy Club while their open mic is going on and letting you know what it’s like to awkwardly sit in a room with no windows. Listen to James and Darryl chat it up with Sidney Gantt, Pat Barker, Jim Ginty, Josh Bennett and more! It’s the CheaPodcast that quietly mumbles to itself before and then makes eye contact with everyone after hoping they say “Good Job”

Episode 111 - Maybe It’s The Hosts?

cheapodcast — Thu, 28 Feb 2013 06:12:40 +0000

What’s got two thumbs and has nothing to do with your CheaPodcast hosts? It’s kids!!! And they’re all over the episode this week. Listen to your hosts chat it up about the kids in the news. Hear articles about Kids games, fear of kids, good kids and even murderous kids. It’s the CheaPodcast that should be left to eat the keys and has its name sewn into its underwear!

Episode 110–Yes, I’m Judging with JL Cauvin, Rachel Feinstein and Rob Desantis

cheapodcast — Tue, 19 Feb 2013 19:44:22 +0000

JL Cauvin (Comedians at Law, Righteous Prick Podcast) loved being on CheaPodcast so much back in 2011 that he decided to come back and do another (and a couple of shows at Helium while he was at it). He brings his legal expertise to tell us why rape laws are a little too specific in New York, the definition of a human life at a Catholic hospital, and why you should never wave your right to silence if your defense is that you were “trying to make a horse have a baby.” Plus Rachel Feinstein (Chelsea Lately) stops by even though James was a total dick to her a few nights earlier, and Rob Desantis (Bob and Dave are terrible people) tells us why he’s pretty much the only person who didn’t care for “Django Unchained”

Episode 109 - Oh, Henry! POW!!

cheapodcast — Wed, 13 Feb 2013 04:55:49 +0000

Valentines Day is tomorrow, but more importantly Your CheaPodcast hosts are co-headlining a stand-up show in Delaware! Simply put, love is in the air, and it’s all over this episode! Listen to love in all it’s forms! We start off with the love a heckler has for a stand-up, then move into articles! Hear about love that can cost $350 million, the truest love a husband and wife can share, how love can blossom even during an expensive divorce, and lastly two wonderful stories about the love between a mother and son. It’s the CheaPodcast that precedes marriage and a baby in a baby carriage!

Episode 108 - This Is Not An Improv Show

cheapodcast — Wed, 06 Feb 2013 13:14:41 +0000

Your CheaPodcast hosts are packing this episode to the brim and it’s overflowing with guests clamoring to get into your ears! Your CheaPodcast hosts are joined this week by Tommy Pope, Jim Grammond, Mickey Gleason, Mary Radzinski, John McKeever and members of the Helium Comedy Club Staff in a late night session of ball busting after hours at the comedy club. Listen to this group talk about groups of all sorts, including the group of friends you can now try to alienate in bang with friends, the webcam spy who extorted a large group of women, a plan to enact martial law in Arkansas, a sadistic coach and the dad to beat all dads (to child services). It’s the CheaPodcast that might as well be called the second live CheaPodcast! Enjoy!!

Episode 107 - I’m Not A Lawbreaker, Jerry

cheapodcast — Wed, 30 Jan 2013 07:13:55 +0000

There’s serious beef in the news, and your CheaPodcast hosts aren’t shying away from it. Listen to James Hesky and Darryl Charles chat it up about the latest improv vs. stand-up/1% vs. 99%/producers vs. performers debate and then bring you disputes in todays weird news. Hear articles about lying politicians, illegal names, illegal name changes, death star level titties and catholic church lawyers. It’s the CheaPodcast that has a bone to pick with you, so you better listen!

Episode 106 - It’s Still Cold In The Middle

cheapodcast — Wed, 23 Jan 2013 06:03:12 +0000

Weapons, weapons and more weapons. We’re at a point of horrible violence affecting our nation and world. Our own country is mulling revolutionary gun legislation. This is a very serious time. A perfect time for your CheaPodcast hosts to invite Chris Cotton and Dave Temple to the bunker to discuss weapons of all types. It’s not just automatic weapons that hurt people, plenty other things can hurt, and we’re making fun of em all. Hear about an egging that was sure to hurt feelings, an inconsiderate prick who really went out of his way to hurt someone, the pain pepper spray can cause, good old fashioned poison and pure fright. It’s the CheaPodcast that Joe Biden has been working on. 4 more years!

Episode 105 - I Didn’t Laugh Enough At That

cheapodcast — Wed, 16 Jan 2013 07:20:14 +0000

It’s a new year, so it’s Award Season. Listen to this snippet in time when your CheaPodcast hosts were visited by Pete Kuempel and tackled the topic of awards! Listen as they ponder the winner of a particular Falcons Seahawks game as well as the winners of a number of awards, local and otherwise. Listen to stories about spoof Nobel prizes, a Pitbull music contest, who watches the most porn in America, a website that is an oldie but a terribly misremembered goodie, and exactly what America leads the world in. It’s the CheaPodcast that felt like you liked us, you really liked us.

Episode 104 - I Used to Read Word Up! Magazine with Gary Gulman and Joe List

cheapodcast — Wed, 09 Jan 2013 05:52:37 +0000

Happy Happy, CheaPodcast listeners! The boys are back and are still keeping to their New Years Resolutions. This weeks resolution is to only used drugs that are prescribed by doctors! Listen as the boys chat about super hangover cures, a man who attacked an emergency room for cocaine, the medical powers of squeezing titties and how it’s legal to judge women for using birth control. But not before we get to the root of veterinary medicine with special guests Gary Gulman and Joe List! It’s the CheaPodcast that really hurt it’s back when it slipped at home, so it kinda really needs that extension on the Percocet prescription.